The other day I went to the store because I was out of dog and cat food. $61.00 dollars later I returned home with a mission in mind…..
“It’s time for you guys to get a job!”
And I have the perfect one in mind….
It is all over the news that some people are proclaiming today to be The Judgement Day. And guess where I will be? You betcha….mowing! Not exactly my first choice of things to do on my last day on earth.
If I really believed today was going to be it, I would park the mower and do this…
It would be just my luck to get to the Garden of Eden and discover it too had to be mowed.
And it would be my job!
wayfaringandwanderlust 
So the Apocalypse came and went?
Anyone you know who was heaven sent?
I guess it kind of blows my mind.
That I am one who’s Left Behind.
No Wait! I’m suddenly in the sky.
A dozen Angels keep flying by.
I asked one for a bottle of rye.
She looked at me and gave a sigh.
And with a twinkle in her eye,
She said, “Sam, Heaven is dry”.
Then when I tried to ask her why,
She dropped me to Earth and said goodbye.
So now that it has come to pass.
If you are still an earthly lass,
Make sure that you mow your grass.
And put a few beers in your mass.