Things to Think About While Waiting for the Grass to Dry

The other day I went to the store because I was out of dog and cat food. $61.00 dollars later I returned home with a mission in mind…..

“It’s time for you guys to get a job!”

And I have the perfect one in mind….

It is all over the news that some people are proclaiming today to be The Judgement Day. And guess where I will be? You betcha….mowing! Not exactly my first choice of things to do on my last day on earth.

If I really believed today was going to be it, I would park the mower and do this…

It would be just my luck to get to the Garden of Eden and discover it too had to be mowed.

And it would be my job!